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Jerk​-​Off Sock Hop

from Stay Home by The Hypnic Jerks

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9. JERK OFF SOCK HOP (HYPNIC JERKS)

JERK OFF SOCK HOP.
DO THE JERK OFF SOCK HOP.
JERK OFF SOCK HOP.
OH NO.

GATHER 'ROUND KIDS HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
WERE A SHITTY PUNK BAND, NOW SPREAD THE WORD.
SITTING DEPRESSED IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT?
HERE ME OUT, OK?
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPS YOU.
HERE'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
DO THE JERK OFF SOCK HOP.
'TIL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE.
CUZ WHEN YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS.
YER GONNA FORGET THE PAST.
HAVE ANOTHER BEER AND FORGET ABOUT WHATSHERNAME.
DON'T MIX IT UP WITH THE BLITZKRIEG BOP, THE RIVERDALE STOMP, OR THE CRETIN HOP.
FIRST JERK LEFT, THEN JERK BACK RIGHT.
COME JERK WITH US TONIGHT.

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from Stay Home, released January 27, 2013

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